Found this after going through some rubbish, brings back some good memories.
Just because I could write out the whole fucking china poem correctly, thus deviating from my normal behavior of getting a grand total of about 2 words right, the teacher flipped through my foolscap pad and found a copy underneath. My greatest regret is not getting a demerit point for something more manly, like fighting, or selling porn.
Mrs Look (DM): “I’m calling your father now, you tell him what you’ve done yourself.”
Ring ring, “Hello pa? Err wo gang gang cheat in na ge Culture test.. hee hee”
“WHY ARE YOU SMILING? YOU THINK IS FUNNY?”
“I wasn’t smiling.”
“YOU STILL DARE TO DENY?”
“Really I never smile!”
“MR CHUA, YOUR SON THINKS THIS IS VERY FUNNY AND IS NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THIS AT ALL.”
“I think I was nervous then let out a smile..”
“YOU THINK I’M BLIND? YOU STILL SAY YOU NEVER SMILE?”
“I just said I did.. I was nervous.”
“… Okay, so did any of your classmates cheat also?”
“No, I don’t think so..”
This post is dedicated to all my 1L classmates, of whom 90% were cheating anyway.
