The 4×100m free relay yesterday was wowwww. If I’m not wrong 5 teams out of the 8 broke the previous world record, take that for awesome. The US team overcame the France by a mere 0.08s owing to an incredible split by Jason Lezak. It’s one of those races where you wish you were their countrymen just so you could feel proud. Full highlights click here.
Btw, youtube has an olympic channel but their highlights suck. Any one with better sites please tell me thanks.
By Chua Hian Hou
“SINGAPORE’S two most popular pornographic websites, both of which allow users to upload porn videos for others to watch, have been banned here…
MDA restricts access to 100 ‘mass-impact objectionable websites as a symbolic statement of our core societal values’, Mr Hoong said in an e-mail reply to The Straits Times.
To keep the list at 100, two other websites would have had to be taken off the list. Mr Hoong did not say which two sites were de-listed. The MDA has never revealed the sites on its list…”
Extra reporting by SushiAddict,
Singaporeans, both young and old, and mostly male, were left incensed as they woke up to a world without free porn last Friday. The atmosphere was generally gloomy on the streets, where dejected faces lined up along 7-11s around the island waiting anxiously for their shot of Maxims and FHMs.
‘How come can liddat? Chee bye I thought this is free country de worhz, where got can anyhow block porn one,’ cried a defeated Kani Na, who had been in one of the queues for almost 3 hours.
A man in his twenties seemed to be adversely affected by the ban, claiming the situation had left not only his mental health in deterioration, but also some of his body part(s) feeling’quite numb’.
Yet another person who claimed to be a man voiced out, “This ban not only affects the men you know! but also the transformers and homos! Where to get gay porn now lah you tell me? Think about how we, err, I mean they, will feel!”
Pressed for a statement, MDA spokesperson Tan Tok Kok sent out a letter to the media, stating, “We apologise for the distress this has caused to the public. However, we the gahmen have to take the moral highground like how we will ban our people from entering our casinos when they open. The criticisms about the absurdity of the list being restricted to 100 and the de-listing of 2 sites are also unfounded. After all, the public should realise that this is in line with our policy of de-listing when we reach maximum capacity for various things, like terroists and such. We are also very sure of the effectiveness of our actions. Unfortunately, we cannot release any information about THESE TWO sites, as it is all very, very top secret.”
Still, some on the streets were not too concerned.
Twin brothers RJ and XH expressed nonchalance over the whole issue, “Aiya those 2 site not even that good. Plus still got spankwire and laksa mah scared what?”
FUNNY SHIT: mrbrown show – operation jamban investigation.
Thank you Starhub for the beautiful peekture.
It’s funny how the Singapore media reports on issues such as this whole Mat Selamat incident. And when I say issues such as this, I mean incidents where the government fucks up, or fucks us up (NKF, means testing, missing budget predictions by S$7 billion i.e 1000% so as to raise GST without a valid reason as well as increase ministers’ pay). The blatancy in which the local media attempts to shift blame and absolve all responsibility on the government’s part is simply embarrassing and disgraceful. I don’t watch local tv so I wouldn’t know much about broadcast news. However I do read the Straits Times though, and there always seems to be a pattern after every major fuck up. There would be soft and misleading headlines and unimportant trivialities on the frontpage followed by a ten page pull out in the Home section detailing what happened but not who screwed up. Then there would be commentary in the Editorials about how the insert-name-here fuck up is good for the country and how our esteemed leaders have everything under control.
Of course, no government fuck up would be complete without some retards writing in to the forum.
-Soh Yew Peng – “I was pleasantly surprised by the front-page apology of Dr Wong Kan Seng… I’m impressed by his willingness and courage to account for a lapse of diligence by his subordinates.”
Last I checked, willingness and courage meant accounting for one’s mistakes and face up to whatever consequences. “Account for a lapse of diligence by his subordinates” = “Why you look at me??? they fucked up what not my fault!” Willingness and courage means having to say, “I am the head of that which screwed up and therefore do not deserve my $1.6 million pay and will resign with immediate effect.”
-Lionel De Souza – “Bloggers are having a field day.. blah blah blah crossed line of morality and decency.”
Yes, because bloggers always change headlines to suit their secret agendas.
-Gideon Lee Chee Chin – “Those of us who have served in the armed forces… all had our fair share of lapses… This is a war on terror, we win some, we lose some”
Fucking retard thinks terrorism is Toto.
I think the police watch too much Korean drams already. Every day there’s a new twist to the story. Giving away small and juicy details bit by delicious bit to entice you. First is his original pic. Then they said he shaved. Then he has a limp in the left leg. NOO WAIT WAIT WAIT limp only can see when he running hor.. normal walking cannot see one. And he has the same slippers that went missing a few days back from my home.
On yesterday’s Life!, what every guy thinks but never ever says,
I REFER to Sandra Leong’s column (When Looks Are A Weighty Issue. Life! Feb 25)
Dear Sandra, your friend was dumped because she was fat – get over it.
Between size 8 and 10 may not be obese but for a young Chinese woman, that’s fat. Her intelligent ex-boyfriend was probably looking into the future after she’s had two or three children.
Like your male colleagues have told you, women don’t mind an ugly man so long as he is rich enough. Men don’t mind, well pretty much anything, about a woman so long as she is beautiful enough.
So your chubby friend should get off her ample bottom and exercise or she can spend her life alone except for her good friends Haagen and Dazs.
Sim S.K.
